Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Rome (in a day)

Rome was one of the ports that I really wanted to get to - a major destination point on this European itinerary for me. Certainly one of the destinations that offers a lot to learn and marvel at (or so I was told), I happily escorted a panoramic tour of the city. I did end up learning a few things which I'm happy to share.

For starters, this is a VERY old place. I've seen some old things in Europe, but, Rome takes the cake. Definitely wins the age prize.

The buildings in Rome (or what's left of them, in some cases) are sometimes very beautiful and often breathtaking. However, this all took a backseat for me when I was told of the history of the people who inhabited this area. Almost ALL of the stories I was told about the Romans involved powerful rich people punishing and oppressing others. I heard so many grisly and disgusting tales from the tour guide that I made a list of all the atrocities to make sure I heard them all correctly. 

These included stories of: 
  • decapitations
  • lies
  • emperors declaring themselves gods--which just proves that if you have enough money and power, you can make any outrageous claim and "prove" it true (see: Roman Catholic church)
  • war
  • deceit
  • crucifixion
  • upside down crucifixion
  • slavery
  • subjugation of women
  • incest
  • burning people alive
  • burying people alive
  • theft
  • murder
  • city-wide arson
  • kicking wives to death
  • suicide
  • animal cruelty (5,000 animals were brutally slaughtered for entertainment purposes alone during the first 100 days of the Colosseum opening)
  • assassinations
  • conquering other nations
  • public executions (including public beheadings as recently as 1868)

On the flip side of that coin, I also learned that that "Margherita" pizza (red tomato sauce, white mozzarella cheese, and green oregano) was created because it has the colors of the Italian flag. Hooray for decency!

My overall point, I guess, is this. I get that the large buildings are impressive as well as the age of the area. Building roads was important. However, people seem to overlook and brush past the wicked and cruel acts of tyranny that occurred in Rome. Yes. The Colosseum is impressive. However, shouldn't we take more than just a moment to realize that the people who built it (check that…HAD it built by slaves) thought that one of the most entertaining reasons to gather together inside the giant monstrosity was to watch an ostrich get it's head sliced off and to wager on how far it would run before it's headless body collapsed on the blood soaked sand?  Should we really wave that away just because the building is big and old? For me, it was all a bit much. Never been happier to be on a panoramic tour. Drive-by explanations provided plenty of detail for me.


All in all, I had a great tour. A wonderful time and I learned a lot. The tour guide, Jackie, was outstanding. Informative, sense of humor, the perfect amount of talking and explanation. The bus was incredibly comfortable and air conditioned. The best part of Rome for me? Lemon ice cream.

St. Pete's.


Really old apartments where people lived a long time ago in history and stuff.

This building is called the Wedding Cake due to it's design.

Maybe more wedding cake-ey view here.

The Senate.

Another angle on the Senate.

The Colosseum.

Holy Crap. So close to ice cream!

Yes!

Panoramic of St. Pete's.

I thought these pillars were awesome.

Barcelona

Quick picture post here of some shots from my "panoramic" tour of Barcelona. A panoramic tour (I found out through experience) is one that involves mostly sightseeing from the seat of a bus. Minimized walking for passengers that are don't get around that easy can be a bonus. Even though I'm perfectly capable of walking long distances, I prefer this type of tour. I get a chance to see a lot of different places and get a snapshot of an entire area. This seems to work better for me as opposed to an in depth, detailed look at 2-3 tourist destinations in the city. Enjoy the pictures.

A city of 1.5 million people. Again...the weather!

That's my ship (I can see my house from here)!


Statue commemorating a local dance.

Drive-by of Olympic Stadium for 1992 games.

Famous Gaudi architecture.

More Gaudi.

A giant church tower looming in the distance.


Probably the coolest door gate I've ever seen.

Front of church.

Gibraltar

Normally, my visits to port include a short amount of sightseeing (anything within walking distance) and a search for WiFi internet to stay in contact with folks back home. However, because I have the unique opportunity to visit Europe for free, I've been skipping the internet search in lieu of tours to see more of the countryside and culture of these different areas. This past cruise took me to Gibraltar. This unique port is an extremely busy shipping location with literally tons of goods and oil moving through the strait daily. Also featuring a large rock formation, this port provides some spectacular views. On this particular day I completely lucked out with the weather and had an opportunity for some great pictures of the surrounding area…and some monkeys. 


The Med.

That's Africa in the distance.

The Atlantic.

Me and my good friend Jivan.

Caves may be more breathtaking in person.




Unpaid tourist guide.



The monkeys can smell my fear.




How about that weather?

Seriously. The weather!

Cannon view.



Across the airport runway is Spain.




Spa Day

Sometimes the best way to see a port is not through a sponsored tour. It can be more fun to explore the port and surrounding areas on your own. Or, better yet, with a group of friends. This is what happened on our second consecutive day in Reykjavik, Iceland. 


After the overnight stay and tapas the evening before, Dustin (alto sax), Mark (trumpet), and myself rented a car and navigated our way to The Blue Lagoon. The Blue Lagoon is a geothermic spa about a 45 minute drive from the port area. To get there, you have to take a bus or drive through miles of rocky terrain. For a good portion of the trip, you may as well be on the moon. However, there is a reward at the end of that trip: an amazing spa complete with mineral rich water heated naturally, a swim up bar, floating massages, steam rooms, saunas, and an amazing lunch buffet. We fortuitously and unexpectedly met up with Shannon (singer from our last production cast) and Dieter (production manager) and a few other ship friends at the Lagoon and had a terrific day. 

Mark and I with the rental car.

Some ship friends in the spa.

"What the hell kinda rock is this?"

Arrival photo.

Mineral rich water.

It's a HUGE spa. All "jacuzzi" warm!

Specific shower instructions.

Shannon was not looking at the camera. First time for everything!

Mark and Dieter.

Dustin, Shannon, and me.


Dustin with some fresh wheat grass juice (or something).








My facial mask (self applied).















Swim/wade up bar.


Look at that SKY!